Follow these simple rules, and there will be no trouble.

1. Do not flame ANYONE under ANY circumstances. EVAR!
2. Do not troll. If someone responds to a troll, well yhbt, and there isn't much I can do. DON'T FEED THE TROLLS. Trolls are idiots who do nothing but cause trouble. Dissenters are not trolls. EVAR. Dissenters will be much more open-minded than a troll.
3. Be open-minded. Take what I say and think it over. I'm not saying that my opinion is godly, I'm saying that everyone has different opinions, and those should be considered.
4. No porn. Seriously. Google is your friend if you're that lonely. JUST! NOT! HERE!
5. Breaking any of the previous rules will result in a permab& for anyone involved. I mean it. I'm looking at you, troll.

Also, federal laws, Wetpaint rules, and state/county/country laws for your area apply here as well.