I WILL:
Take your thoughts on things into consideration, if expressed in a polite and intelligent way.
Read over your grievances ASAP, and if legitimate, will be taken care of ASAP.
Tolerate disabilities*, if within a reasonable level. Do not curse at me with the spelling and grammar of a 3-year-old just because you were slightly offended.
Tolerate age differences, and treat the mature kids and teens like adults. If this is a problem, then go away, you're not forced to be here.

I WILL NOT:
Troll
Lie
Post links of a malicious nature
Make unkindly fun of other people
Threaten to kill
Threaten in any other way, besides legal threats to take one to court, if need be
Make fun of other peoples' interests
Claim that the world is ending

*When I say disability, I mean stuff like mental retardation, Autism, Tourettes syndrome, etc. Stupidity does NOT fall under disability. It falls under laziness and unwillingness to learn. If you act stupid, and have no disability, I will simply laugh at you, and B& you. N00b.

I might expand on this list later on.