Hello, and welcome to my wiki of random thoughts and the occasional rant.

Now for a disclaimer in big bold letters, so as to avoid legal trouble.

I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR WHAT OTHER PEOPLE POST, ONLY THE POSTERS THEMSELVES ARE. IF YOU READ THIS, AND STILL ATTEMPT TO PUT ME IN COURT FOR WHAT SOMEONE ELSE SAID, I'LL REDIRECT YOU HERE AND LAUGH. IF THERE IS A COMMENT YOU DO NOT LIKE, AND IF I FIND IT TO BE A LEGITIMATE PROBLEM, I WILL DELETE THE COMMENT, AND B&HAMMER THE USER. FURTHERMORE, UNLESS STATED, ALL OPINIONATED WRITINGS AND RANTS ARE COPYRIGHTED ME! FURTHERMORE, IF YOU ARE NOT DIRECTLY MENTIONED BY NAME OR OTHERWISE, DO NOT ATTEMPT TO SUE ME FOR SLANDER OR DIRECT REFERENCING. IF YOU ATTEMPT THIS, I'LL HAVE *YOU* ARRESTED FOR SLANDER. N00B. GO OFF INTO YOUR DREAMLAND OF HAPPINESS IF THIS NOT ACCEPTABLE, AND GTFO MY INTERNET.

Good, now that's out of the way, I can say to you all, WELCOME WELCOME!